Let me count the ways Tropical Storms SUCK MONKEY BALLS!!
1. Causes us to get 19 million fuckin phones calls from people coming into town.
Wanting to know what the fuckin weather is like. LET ME SPELL IT OUT.
WEATHER CHANNEL PEOPLE, FIND IT, WATCH IT, AND STOP FUCKIN CALLIN ME!!
2.It's a TROPICAL STORM people not a fuckin hurricane!! If you can handle a fuckin thunderstorm in
your hometown, then guess what?? You can handle the shit going on here today.
3. Guest in our resort, have absolutely nothing fuckin better to do, than call and bitch at me!!
Look, I am sorry that you can not have your balcony doors open cuz the rain blows in.
WTF, Do you want me to do? Call God?
And do not get pissed at me, because we took the balcony chairs off of the balconies, so a chair would not
go flying away and killing one of you fuckers, cuz yall are too stupid to stay off the fuckin beach (YAY we have waves and rip currents, lets go play in the ocean and then get pissed when we drown)
4.RAIN AND MORE FUCKIN RAIN!!
5. Turns our guests into whiny, bitchy, asshats!!
And, those are my reasons that Tropical Storms SUCK MONKEY BALLS!!
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