Tropical Storms SUCK monkey balls!!

Let me count the ways Tropical Storms SUCK MONKEY BALLS!!

1. Causes us to get 19 million fuckin phones calls from people coming into town.

Wanting to know what the fuckin weather is like.  LET ME SPELL IT OUT.

WEATHER CHANNEL PEOPLE, FIND IT, WATCH IT, AND STOP FUCKIN CALLIN ME!!

2.It's a TROPICAL STORM people not a fuckin hurricane!!  If you can handle a fuckin thunderstorm in

your hometown, then guess what??  You can handle the shit going on here today.

3. Guest in our resort, have absolutely nothing fuckin better to do, than call and bitch at me!!

Look, I am sorry that you can not have your balcony doors open cuz the rain blows in.

WTF, Do you want me to do?  Call God?

And do not get pissed at me, because we took the balcony chairs off of the balconies, so a chair would not

go flying away and killing one of you fuckers, cuz yall are too stupid to stay off the fuckin beach (YAY we have waves and rip currents, lets go play in the ocean and then get pissed when we drown)

4.RAIN AND MORE FUCKIN RAIN!!

5. Turns our guests into whiny, bitchy, asshats!!

And, those are my reasons that Tropical Storms SUCK MONKEY BALLS!!

Trying to think of a title for a blog post makes my brain hurt

This is my first blog post.

I literally sat staring at my screen for 30 minutes, 

trying to think of a title and what I realized it that shit makes my brain hurt.

So, about me, and why did I decide to start a blog.

I am 35 (almost 36 next month. YAY GO ME!!). 

I have two rugrats that I call "The Blondie" (yes the name fits!!) and "Lil Man".

I have an asshole, er boyfriend who is "The Man Child".

Chums, my anti-social Basset Hound.

Cooper, my certified mutt ( would list what he mixed with, but that too makes my brain hurt)

And 2 kitties, furfucks Jazmine and Outlaw.

We live presently, in a camper.  Yes, I said a camper.

And it makes live interesting to say the least.

I am starting this blog as a place for me to vent about everyday life.

It will be adult in content, and will probably piss off a few people.

And if that be the case, maybe you should not be here.

It is my blog, not yours, you wanna post about butterflies and puppies,

go make your own blog.  Because my butterflies are assholes and my 

puppies are dicks.

We live in the South, in a place nicknamed "The Redneck Rivera"

People vacation here ALL THE FUCKIN TIME, mostly in the summer, and I count

down the fuckin days until season ends and this shit hole becomes "normal" again!!!